Feb 14, 2008:

Status quo is Latin for scandal, recession, Bush, McCain, global warming, children without healthcare, young men and women dying in Iraq for 100 years, and tax cuts for the super-rich while we rack up trillion dollar deficits. If you prefer more of the same, please stick with the Grand Ol' Party. If you want hope and change, there's that other guy running for president...

To help you choose the next best president that money can buy, over the coming weeks the Billionaires' own Ivy League Legacy and her crack team of moneyed researchers will be rating candidates from both sides of the aisle on Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog.*

Today's latest post is about Ron Paul, the candidate who's both with us and against us. You can also browse back through previous posts on Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama.

*Regrettably, since this is strictly an internet venture, there is no union-busting involved. We'll have to get those dastardly WGA writers some other way. Asking to be paid for their work. Preposterous!

WANTED: Farmer to Front
for Nation's Elite!

Nov. 5, 2007: The Institute for the Preservation of Dynastic Wealth has launched an urgent search for a sympathetic farmer to represent the millionaires and billionaires who currently suffer under the cruel, oppresive thumb of the Estate Tax.

Time is of the essence. Sen Max Baucus will be hold hearings to consider reform or repeal of the Estate Tax on November 14th. With the opposition finally wising up that our "hurts family farms and small businesses" talking point is empty, we must find a flesh and blood example to prop up before Congress.

In addition to becoming our national spokesperson, winners of the search will receive this wonderful gift bag, courtesy of some of the 18 wealthy families funding repeal efforts.

Billionaires Defend Fisher Island, Florida

Stand up for beleaguered residents living within America's richest zip code.

Trust Fund Kids For Norm Canvas For Estate Tax Repeal

Go door-to-door by limo in Minnesota State Senate District 41

August 11, 2007 --
Trust Fund Kids For Norm (Coleman), a coalition of heirs and heiresses entitled to billions of dollars in inherited wealth, were escorted door-to-door by limo as they campaigned to end discrimination against the wealthiest 0.03%.

Dressed in their finest Polo shirts and crested blazers, young members of the group handed out flyers and spoke with voters of Sen. Norm Coleman's unwavering support for privileged people over working people.

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The Billionaires have teamed up with the Center for the Preservation of Dynastic Wealthi, a coalition of decadent heiresses, globe trotting playboys and their trust fund kids to repeal the most progressive tax in America.

Click here for the latest campaign info, action materials and up to date facts on this most discriminatory tax.

Want more Billionaire Action?

Click here for all the exploits, plunder and priviledge since 2004.

Support Bush's Billionaire Budget!

President Bush has proposed a delightful budget. We really couldn't have asked for a better valentine. In honor of Valentine's Week and its logical culmination on Our President's Day, we are encouraging Billionaires across the land to thank our president for his generous — dare we say romantic? — budget. Read our press release.

Four More Wars!

Billionaires for Bush raises its martini glasses to President Bush?s victory in the 2004 election! In the words of our illustrious CEO, Phil T. Rich, "We paid for eight years." With the help of an estimated 1 million spoiled and purged votes, which our obedient media institutions ignored as a "minor problem", we're looking forward to four more years of war profiteering, corporate welfare, secret energy policy meetings, pollution exemptions, no-bid contracts and White House sleepovers. Read our post-election press release.

And please enjoy...

We have identified 54 individuals who courageously placed career, reputation, and self-respect on the line during the 2004 election to prevent total voter enfranchisement. With our new collection of signs, posters, and online cards, you too can celebrate their hard work. Here are their stories »

The Official Response:
No, You Can't

Billionaires in
Hostile Takeover of
Comedy Central's
Indecision 2008 Blog

WANTED: Farmer to Front
for Nation's Elite!

The Official Response: No, You Can't

Billionaires in Hostile Takeover of Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 Blog

WANTED: Farmer to Front for Nation's Elite!

The Official Response:
No, You Can't

Billionaires in
Hostile Takeover of
Comedy Central's
Indecision 2008 Blog

WANTED: Farmer to Front
for Nation's Elite!