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Billionaires Celebrate the New Bankruptcy Law
Robber Barrons everywhere,
and
this guy
proudly bring you...
The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer “Protection” Law*
*(AKA The Corporate Reach Around and Consumer Exploitation Act)
in conjunction with a pro-big business Senate
docile Democrats,
and a Government of, by, and for the corporations
Credit Card Companies and Billionaires for Bush announce initiative to rebuild the Gulf Coast, create jobs and provide homes for the "underpriviledged" victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita!
Victims who cannot pay back their debts but are no longer able to file for bankruptcy under the new law (most Americans), are encouraged to join the
SKREWWED is a "win/win" for banks and debtors alike!
$ By providing jobs for workers who lost everything, our banks postpone[i] monthly payments as workers come back to the Gulf Coast and help rebuild their NEW HOMES!
$ Built of concrete, metal and strudy cinder blocks, these new communities for the poorest of Katrina's victims will provide a safe haven.
$ Who says you can't have it all? Always wanted that luxurious, gated community feeling but never had the income to pay for it? Don't worry! All new SKREWWED communities come complete walls that are 6 foot thick, 40 feet high and rimmed with barbed wire. We've even thrown in multiple guard towers with round the clock armed protection by trained snipers, all at no extra cost!
$ Act fast! With the new Bankruptcy Law in effect October 17th, millions of Americans are bound to sign up to be a part of these exciting new communities.
So sign up today for your chance to build your own cell!!!
[i] No debts will be forgiven, only postponed, WITH interest, until that time you can resume payments.
(Ugh) "Fair" Amendments Proposed By A Few Democrats Beholden to the Special Interests of Ordinary Americans:
…And rightfully rejected by Republicans:
And what did we keep in the law?
The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer “Protection” Law*
*(AKA The Corporate Reach Around and Consumer Exploitation Act)
$ Don't believe the rumors! Though formerly known as "Debtors' Prisons" in the late 19th century, know that these new models are upgraded to house all the latest technology. With the finest flat screen televisions[ii] taxpayer money can buy, you're bound to enjoy your new home until you can get on your feet and pay back what you owe[iii].
[ii] Flat Screen televisions are located only in the officers' lounge and guard towers.
[iii] Monthly payments under the new law may last as long as 7 years, 5 on average.
Sponsored by,
There are many debts that corporations can write off, (ENRON)
for everyone else, there’s Poverty
Debt, we're everywhere you'll ever be.
Discover the card that gives you something back:
A life of indentured servitude to our banks
American Repossess: Don’t Buy a Home Without It!
Bankruptcy Heroes:
Donald Trump
$600.00
$35 million [i]
Veterans, seniors, victims of identity theft and folks with medical problems?
Sen. Joe Biden (D) Delaware
$107,250
$50
Rep. Denney Hastert (R) Ill.
and the Entire GOP Pledge to Make Those Vets PAY!!
Bring Back Debtors’ Prison!!
HUZZAH!!!
What are Asset Protection Trusts?
- Offshore trusts where our fellow Billionaires and Millionaires keep OUR money out of the reach of domestic creditors.
Written by, for, and to benefit OUR Credit Card Companies at the Expense of Average Americans
[i] http://www.mountvernonnews.com/local/031905/edit.credit.card.html
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